Dutton Finds Million Dollar Property Down The Back Of The Couch


duttonMinister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has spoken of his surprise after finding a million dollar Townsville property down the back of the couch. Promising that he will list the property on the parliamentary register next time that he is in Canberra.

”It’s a simple oversight and for anyone to say otherwise well that is nothing more than treason,” said Minister Dutton. ”I mean we’ve all lost something down the back of a couch before, be it a phone, an au pair or the deeds to a Townsville property.”

”I suppose that failed Premier Kristina Kenneally has never lost anything before, other than an election that is.”

When asked how he could forget to list a near million dollar property on the parliamentary register, Mr Dutton said: ”It’s simple really Gladys Berejiklian distracted me.”

”Here I was sitting at the office updating the register and about to stop the Ruby Princess ship from docking, even though as Minister I am only supposed to stop boats not ships, when Gladys Berejiklian burst in to my office and distracted me.”

”If anyone is to blame for these events occurring it’s Gladys, not me.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a long and stressful day so I’m off to relax by strangling a puppy or two.”

Mark Williamson


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