Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has once again refused to pull out. Of speaking at an anti-abortion rally in Sydney over the weekend. “People want, no they need to hear my opinion on abortion,”… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian
Pro Life Lobby Goes To Sleazy Backyard Parliament To Block Abortion Bill
Having been rejected by the legitimate NSW parliament, the anti Abortion lobby has found a dodgy backyard parliament willing to block the bill that intends to decriminalise abortion. “We’ve found a cockroach ridden parliament down a back alley and up… Read More ›
NSW Government To Fast track Building Of Giant Milk Crate Sculpture In Sydney
The NSW Government has announced that not only is it taking it’s plan to build a giant milk crate sculpture off of the scrap heap but it will now fast track the construction with an aim for the sculpture to… Read More ›
Remake Of Mel Gibson’s What Women Want Tipped To Star Fred Nile
Minister, NSW Politician and self-appointed expert on all things female, Fred Nile has been tipped to star in the planned remake of the Mel Gibson film What Women Want. “We’ve been looking for someone to play the title role for a… Read More ›
Big Bad Wolf Urges Three Little Pigs To Buy Sydney Apartment Block
The Big Bad Wolf has strongly advised the Three Little Pigs to invest in an off the plan apartment in a new Sydney development built entirely out of straw. “The plans for the block have been passed by the same… Read More ›
NSW Premier Apologises For Not Asking Alan Jones How High When He Told Her To Jump Recently
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has issued a grovelling apology to radio shock jock Alan Jones after she failed to ask him how high when he demanded she jump for him. “Alan Jones is a great citizen and a font of… Read More ›