Jesus Christ of Nazareth will be pursuing a defamation suit against Andrew Bolt after the controversial columnist compared the former carpenter to reviled figures including the Reclaim Australia protesters, a spokesperson for the Kingdom of God has confirmed. Channel 10,… Read More ›
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Terry Pratchett’s Death A Blow To Assisted Suicide Movement
World famous fantasy author Sir Terry Pratchett died last Thursday aged 66. He had battled Alzheimer’s disease for 8 years and had become a tireless campaigner for assisted suicide. While his death has the right to life movement upbeat it… Read More ›
Hot Rich White People Gather For Annual Conference
The hottest richest white people on the planet are gathering in Hollywood this morning to congratulate themselves on another year of showing the rest of the world how accurate Karl Marx’s predictions were. The annual conference is held in downtown… Read More ›
Crème Egg Recipe Changes, Sky Falls
Confectionery manufacturers and diabetes enthusiasts Cadbury, have announced that they have changed the recipe for their popular Crème Egg before Easter this year. Fans of the confection, otherwise known as “people with eating disorders”, are up in arms about the… Read More ›
God Says No To Madonna
God has reportedly said no to Madonna as she attempted to tie some old rope around his face. God was at his favourite nightspot in West Hollywood Saturday night, Hallows, when the 56 year old mega popstar raced up to… Read More ›
God Gives Up On Humans After Hearing Of ‘Beard Bauble’ Fad
A source in Heaven has told The (un)Australian that God has finally declared that, once and for all, He has “totally had it” with humanity after hearing of the new craze featuring hipsters wearing Christmas “baubles” attached to their carefully stylised… Read More ›