Former Health Minister Sussan Ley has upheld a great Australian tradition and helped herself to as much stuff from the stationery cabinet as her handbag could hold before exiting her job. “I grabbed myself a couple of boxes of biros,… Read More ›
Gold Coast
60 Minutes Lands ‘Exclusive Interview’ With A Piece Of Dog Poo
Journalists (sic) from Channel 9’s 60 minutes program are excited to announce that they have outbid their rivals in securing an exclusive interview with a piece of dog poo that has been living on the streets of the Gold Coast…. Read More ›
Andy Murray Looking Forward to Commonwealth Games
Britain’s number one tennis player has indicated that he is really, really looking forward to the Commonwealth Games. The great hope of English tennis, born in Scotland, held a press conference after playing a match in one of the colonies at… Read More ›
32 Year Old’s Shocking Schoolies Revelation
32 year-old Sunshine Coast based courier Jarred Jones was left shocked and dismayed upon the realisation that he was in fact a toolie. Mr Jones had been travelling to the Gold Coast based annual drink and drug fest ‘Schoolies’ for the… Read More ›
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