Former Prime Ministers Tony Abbott and John Winston Howard have gotten in to a heated argument over who should be first to provide disgraced former High Court judge Dyson Heydon with a character reference. ”It was quite a discussion between… Read More ›
The Morrison Government has announced a new $25,000 grant for people who are fearful of 5G technology to cover their houses in tin foil. The announcement comes following extensive lobbying from One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts. ”This is a good… Read More ›
Government backbencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has released a press release declaring he wants no part in the Government’s plans for all Australian citizens to be tracked via an app. ”This Government can go and get… Read More ›
The cat population of the world is gobsmacked at how quickly humans have picked up the skill of being able to open a door without using their hands to avoid any contact with the corona virus. “We really thought you… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has moved quickly to reassure those who are negatively gearing one or more properties that the Government will be there for them no matter how bad things get. “It is a tough time for many Australians… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo has told his advisers that he worries that the rains in Sydney could lead to flooding and has drawn up the contingency plan to fly his family and himself to Hawaii should the floodwaters reach the front… Read More ›
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