The Queensland Government has this week announced that they will be launching a new tourist attraction the Grand Canyon 2.0 which will be located in the Galilee basin. “What an exciting time to be a Queenslander,” said Premier Anastacia Palaszcuk…. Read More ›
One Nation Leader (despite what Rod Culleton has been saying) Pauline Hanson has today held a press call in the affluent Sydney suburb of Mosman to prove that the level of drug addiction stated by the Greens is vastly over… Read More ›
Sydney radio broadcaster and climate change expert Alan Jones has followed up his fly-over the Great Barrier Reef, after which he declared he saw no evidence of the claimed wide-spread death of the coral, with a quick flight over allegedly war-torn Syria,… Read More ›
Greg Hunt has assured the United Nations that Australia’s dodo population are thriving and there is no need to place them on a list of endangered species. “Everything’s fine down here, we’ve got dodos up the wazoo,” said the Minister… Read More ›
The Great Barrier Reef has officially been re-named the Crappy Barrier Reef after the worst coral bleaching event on record has left the formerly colourful natural wonder looking whiter than the cast of Home and Away. “This is going to be… Read More ›
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›
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