One Nation’s dear leader Pauline Hanson has ordered her adviser James Ashby to seek out the National Milk Crate Association (NMCA) and see if they have any cash they could donate to the party. “When Pauline saw the horrific events… Read More ›
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Psychiatric Assessment And 14 Day Cooling Off Period Introduced For People Wanting To Vote For One Nation
Australian authorities have introduced the world’s strictest anti-One Nation laws in response to recent massacres of basic human decency. “This country had a reckless situation where just anyone could wander in off the street and into a polling place and… Read More ›
US Deep State Agent Getting Some Great Ideas From Conspiracy Theorist’s Facebook Wall
“Crisis actors! Now you gotta admit, that’s a hell of an idea,” Hank Kennedy, a confessed agent of the shadowy United States’ “Deep State”, told The (un)Australian in a Washington dive bar in the early hours of this morning. Mr Kennedy… Read More ›
George Christensen Not Coping With Mum And Dad Fighting
Nationals MP George Christensen is not coping with the fallout from his Leader Barnaby Joyce’s affair and is said to be acting out. With reports that he has threatened other children with his toy gun. “We see it quite often… Read More ›
“You Get One More Massacre But That’s It” America Tells Gun Laws
A stern America has read the riot act to its gun laws telling the unruly constitutional right that if there’s one more massacre it’s really going to be in big trouble. “I mean it this time, now you go to… Read More ›
Calls For Every American To Be Armed With A Confederate Flag
After the tragic church shooting in Charleston South Carolina, where nine lives were lost, calls have been made to have every American armed with a confederate flag to avoid further shootings. The gunman a young white male, who was hoping his actions… Read More ›