Mike Baird seemed to be in high spirits as he stumbled out of the basement of parliament house brushing the air frantically around him with both hands to announce that a trial of medical cannabis will be starting in NSW…. Read More ›
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Premiere of Anti-Vaccination Film Cancelled Due To Whooping Cough
The gala Sydney premiere of the new anti vaccination “documentary” Vaxxed had to be cancelled last night due to an outbreak of whooping cough. “With all the loud coughing going on in the cinema it would have been impossible for… Read More ›
AFL Tribunal Clears Everyone Of Doping — Ever
The AFL anti-doping tribunal has today announced that after two years of standing around with its dick in its hand patient research and looking in a few dark corners, that they could find no evidence of anyone taking performance enhancing drugs. Ever…. Read More ›
Abbott Targets Poor White People To Close Gap On Indigenous Health.
Tony Abbott has outlined in his speech today a commitment to “closing the gap” between the life expectancy of indigenous people and “Australians”, by removing health care for all poor people. Closing the gap is concerned with the difference in… Read More ›
Anti-Vaccination Campaigner ‘Chill’ With Other People’s Children Dying
Controversial anti-vaccination campaigner Sherri Tenpenny has declared she is “chill” with other people’s children dying of preventable infectious diseases as long as she is able to maintain her media presence. In an exclusive interview with The (un)Australian, Dr. Tenpenny said:… Read More ›
Scientists Rush To Cure Ebola As Geldof Threatens New Band Aid Single
The World Health Organisation has urged much greater international support for the struggle to find a cure for Ebola after news the crisis had spread to Bob Geldof planning to re-release Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas”. In what… Read More ›