A man who posed as a doctor in the NSW health system for more than a decade has been betrayed after writing prescriptions that were way too easy to read. “We got suspicious that this guy wasn’t a real doctor… Read More ›
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Increase In Heart Disease Attributed To Hipsters Trying Out Halal Snack Packs
The Australian Medical Association says an alarming rise in heart attacks in inner western Sydney is due to increased consumption of halal snack packs by politically aware lunchers wanting to show solidarity with the Muslim community. “Ever since Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
Giggling Mike Baird Approves Use Of Medical Marijuana
Mike Baird seemed to be in high spirits as he stumbled out of the basement of parliament house brushing the air frantically around him with both hands to announce that a trial of medical cannabis will be starting in NSW…. Read More ›
Premiere of Anti-Vaccination Film Cancelled Due To Whooping Cough
The gala Sydney premiere of the new anti vaccination “documentary” Vaxxed had to be cancelled last night due to an outbreak of whooping cough. “With all the loud coughing going on in the cinema it would have been impossible for… Read More ›
AFL Tribunal Clears Everyone Of Doping — Ever
The AFL anti-doping tribunal has today announced that after two years of standing around with its dick in its hand patient research and looking in a few dark corners, that they could find no evidence of anyone taking performance enhancing drugs. Ever…. Read More ›
Abbott Targets Poor White People To Close Gap On Indigenous Health.
Tony Abbott has outlined in his speech today a commitment to “closing the gap” between the life expectancy of indigenous people and “Australians”, by removing health care for all poor people. Closing the gap is concerned with the difference in… Read More ›
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