After a week of less then exemplary behaviour the world’s Men have admitted that they are unlikely to change for the better in the foreseeable future. “This hasn’t been one of our better weeks,” confessed the world’s Men in reference… Read More ›
Hilary Clinton
America Prepares To Vote For Which Type Of Chaos To Descend Into
The US people head for the polls on Tuesday faced with the difficult responsibility of deciding how they want their country to fall screaming into hopeless oblivion. “The nation must choose wisely between wretched despair and calamitous dissolution,” said President… Read More ›
Man Without Gun Causes Panic At Trump Rally
Donald Trump was bundled from the stage by the Secret Service at his Nevada rally after reports that a man in the crowd was not carrying a gun. “We were afraid that a member of the audience might have been… Read More ›
Secret Service Agents Training To Dive Out Of Way Of Bullets In Case Of Trump Victory
A special crack unit of the United States Secret Service has begun learning how to throw themselves out of the path of oncoming bullets meant for Donald Trump should the Republican Party nominee successfully win the November election. “My role… Read More ›
Sexual Harassment Tapes Convinces Last Wavering Douche To Get Behind Trump
The release of a video from 2005 showing the presidential candidate making lewd remarks about women is the straw that broke the camel’s back in making America’s last undecided douche throw his support behind Donald Trump. “Incredible as it may… Read More ›
Would-Be Ronald Reagan Assassin To Be Freed For Upcoming Presidential Election
John Hinckley Jnr, the man who tried to assassinate former Republican President Ronald Reagan, is to be released from prison after serving a 35 year sentence. His release is just in time for the upcoming US Presidential election and though… Read More ›
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