The Australian Real-estate Sales Executive (Arse) has spoken out in favour of Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison’s plan to allow people to use their superannuation to buy houses. ”What a great a way to help our members gain more… Read More ›
Housing Affordability
Howard Shocked To Learn That Women And Minorities Are Allowed To Vote
Former Prime Minister fresh out of the deep freeze for the election John Howard was today shocked to learn that women and minorities are in fact allowed to vote in the upcoming election. ”I have to say that the news… Read More ›
Government To Allow Under 30’s To Sell Their Organs For A House Deposit
The Government has announced that they will be easing restrictions around the selling of organs to allow those citizens under 30 the chance to become property owners. ”We know that it is tough at the moment for young Australians to… Read More ›
Real Estate Agents Lobby Government To Allow The Sale Of Human Organs
The Association of Australian Real Estate Agents has called on the Government to allow the sale of human organs so as to allow first home owners a way to enter into the market. “The average price of a house in… Read More ›
Census Reveals 14% Growth In Number Of Statistics
The amount of statistics in Australia has grown by nearly a sixth in the last five years according to the figures from the 2016 Census released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics. “Although there has been a slight decline… Read More ›
Government To Allow Investors To Negatively Gear Avocados
The Turnbull Government is considering a proposal that would allow investors to negatively gear their purchases of avocados as a measure to help allow first time avocado buyers enter the market. Treasurer Scott Morrison spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›
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