Alleged Member of Parliament Christian Porter has updated the Parliamentary Register of Interests to declare that the costs of his recent defamation case against the ABC ”fell off the back of a truck.” ”What can I say? I was walking… Read More ›
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PM Tells Jen And The Girls They’ll Head To The Goldy In A Few Weeks When The Heat Dies Down
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has had to delay his upcoming weekend away to the Gold Coast with the family until the heat dies down a bit from last weekends Father’s dash from Canberra to Sydney and back. ”The… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Cabinet “It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”
Australia’s PM Scotty-from-Hillsong’s marketing department has responded to accusations that he is a liar by declaring that “It is not a lie, if you believe it.” ”Scotty is convinced that he’s not a liar,” said a Government insider. ”At first,… Read More ›
PM Defends His Upcoming Boys Weekend Away With His Creepy Mate
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has defended his planned boys weekend away to Manila with his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson George Christensen, saying those who attack them are merely taking cheap shots. ”George and I work hard… Read More ›
Deputy PM’s Chief Of Staff On Leave With RSI After Answering His Bosses Father’s Day Cards
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s Chief of Staff is on leave this week with a severe case of RSI, after they spent the weekend answering the Member for New England’s Father’s day cards. ”A virile man like myself has a… Read More ›
ScoMo Takes Gladys’ Lunch Money And Orders Her To Apologise For Calling Him A Bully
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has today taken NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s lunch money and ordered her to apologise to the Nation for alleging that he was a bully. ”In the heat of the moment we sometimes say things… Read More ›
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