Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being excluded from Facebook. ”We still hold out hope that our lost sheep will return… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reacted swiftly to the fall out from his handling of the Parliament house rape crisis by going out and employing a focus group to workshop his future responses. ”The PM thought he was… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House. ”The events of this week… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and instead focus on the job at hand of screwing over the Australian people. ”What happened yesterday was… Read More ›
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