Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has commended the Queensland Government on their plan to buy a Virgin, with the MP saying that he will be first in line for a ride. ”I don’t usually agree with the Palasczuk Labor… Read More ›
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With Borders Closed Hanson Goes From Kicking Foreigners To Attacking The Unemployed
Australia’s most prominent racist One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has moved on from kicking foreigners to attacking the unemployed following Australia’s decision to close it’s borders due to the Covid-19 crisis. “My political career hangs on me attacking somebody,” said… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Downloads New Government Tracking App Tinder
Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has gone from being skeptical of the Government’s covid-19 tracking app to becoming a convert after discovering Tinder. “I’ve never been a fan of the Government being a big… Read More ›
Dutton Finds Million Dollar Property Down The Back Of The Couch
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has spoken of his surprise after finding a million dollar Townsville property down the back of the couch. Promising that he will list the property on the parliamentary register next time that… Read More ›
ScoMo Looks At Lifting Restrictions For People Wishing To Commemorate Captain Cook
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has talked of temporarily lifting social distancing restrictions to allow Australians to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Captain Cook’s voyage to Australia. “We have done pretty well by social distancing, the curve is flattened so… Read More ›
Government Torn Between Two Loves -Twiggy And Anti-Asian Sentiment
The Australian Government is currently torn between two of it’s loves – that of billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest and stirring up and promoting anti-Asian sentiment. “It’s a tough spot that we find ourselves in,” said a Government Spokesperson. “Let’s get… Read More ›
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