Prime Minister ScoMo has put together a focus group to workshop a new nickname after rejecting Scotty From Marketing. A nickname bestowed upon him by the satirical publication The Betoota Advocate. “The Prime Minister is definitely a man of the… Read More ›
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Bridget McKenzie Appointed Special Envoy For Driving Tourism To Marginally Held Electorates
Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced that he has appointed beleaguered National’s Minister Bridget McKenzie as a Special Envoy for Tourism. Special Envoy McKenzie will be charged with leading a push to drive tourists both local… Read More ›
Government Introduces New INCREDIBLY Optional Code Of Ministerial Conduct
In response to the Auditor General’s finding that a $100m program of sports funding was used to “pork barrel”, the Federal Government has decided to implement a new code for ministers reminiscent of the Howard Government’s Code of Conduct. To… Read More ›
George Christensen Organises Fundraiser For Filipino Victims Of The Australian Bushfires
The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has been kept busy trying to organise a fundraiser for Filipino victims of the Australian bushfires. “The bushfires in Australia are taking an horrific toll not just here but abroad,” said the… Read More ›
Hanson Doesn’t Rule Out The Earth Being Flat And Exacerbating The Bushfires
One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson has refused to rule out the World being flat and the effect of which exacerbating the current bushfires burning in Australia. “We can’t say for sure that the earth is round,” said Senator Hanson…. Read More ›
Morrison Banking On Rising Sea Levels To Put The Bushfires Out
Australia’s Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has told colleagues to not worry too much about the bushfires as they will soon be extinguished by rising sea levels caused by climate change. “Yeah Scotty’s not too phased by the bushfires… Read More ›