The Australian Federal Police have told the Sky News network that their ratings are just not high enough to warrant them being raided. “Look we just can’t go around raiding everyone, well at least not until we got more funding… Read More ›
Insiders
AFP Raids Matthias Cormann’s Office In Search For Dodgy Calculator
The Australian Federal Police has raided Minister for Finance Matthias Cormann’s parliamentary office in what insiders are claiming is a search to locate the dodgy calculator that the Senator used to calculate the numbers for the Minister for the Dark… Read More ›
Dutton Confident That He Has The Numbers To Roll Morrison
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that he is quietly confident that he has the numbers to mount a successful leadership challenge against Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison. “Peter has been in a great mood… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Outed As One Of Sky News’ 7 Viewers
Former Special Envoy for the Drought Barnaby Joyce has revealed to the world that he is indeed one of Sky News’ 7 viewers. The reveal came after backbencher Joyce tweeted the network to thank them for letting him know he… Read More ›
Christensen Calls For Increased NBN Funding So He Can Skype Into Parliament From Manilla
The Morrison Government’s Member for Manilla George Christensen has called on his colleagues to find extra funding for the NBN so that he would be able to Skype into parliament directly from the Philippines. “I’ve tried in the past to… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Affairs Both Home And Foreign
Former Special Envoy For The Drought Barnaby Joyce has demanded Prime Minister Scott Morrison include him in his cabinet reshuffle by naming him the Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign. “Look no one in parliament has the same level… Read More ›
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