This week’s Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been telling friends that he will over rule the Australian of the year committee’s pick and instead go with his ‘Captain’s choice’ of the Cronulla Sharks mascot MC Hammerhead as this year’s… Read More ›
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has revealed to acquaintances his frustration at being overlooked for an Oscar nomination for that time that he smiled in public. “Peter is very frustrated as it took a lot of time and… Read More ›
The Morrison Government has announced that they will jail any Australian citizen who does not dress appropriately or celebrate with enough vigor this Australia day. “Look we need to celebrate this great country of ours and we need to do… Read More ›
The Member for Warringah Tony Abbott has been tipped to return to Cabinet as the acting Minister for Women following the unexpected resignation of the current Minister for Women Kelly O’Dwyer. “I will be honoured to take back the reigns… Read More ›
The front runner to appear on next year’s edition of the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here Clive Palmer, has taken time out of his busy schedule of running from creditors to text each and every Australian citizen promising them… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo has announced that his Government will strike a new medal to be awarded on Australia day, currently January 26th to commemorate the ongoing culture wars that his Government is fighting. “I think it’s time that we Aussies… Read More ›
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