Scott Morrison’s Liberal party has reached out to former Australian of the year recipient Dick Smith in an effort to convince him to run for them as a candidate. With the party under the belief that parliament is in the… Read More ›
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Government Concedes That Something Needs To Be Done About Banks
The Morrison Government has finally conceded that strong action needs to be taken against the Banks. Following the member for Chisholm, Julia Banks’ defection from the Liberal party. “We’ve cut Banks a lot of slack,” said former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Accuses Victorian Voters Of Bias Against The Conservative Right
Tasmanian Senator and the Morrison Government’s closest link to the Third Reich Eric Abetz has launched a scathing attack on the voters of Victoria accusing them of showing bias against the right. “What we saw on the weekend in Victoria… Read More ›
Right-Wing Liberal Party Members Convinced That Man Who Bungled Leadership Challenge Would’ve Won Them Victoria
As the fall-out from the Coalition’s disastrous performance at the weekend’s Victorian State election continues members of the party’s right-wing are convinced that the man who bungled his own leadership challenge, Peter Dutton would’ve led them to a different result…. Read More ›
Liberal Party’s Plan To Expel Turnbull Fails After Someone Put Peter Dutton In Charge Of Organising The Numbers
The Roseville branch of the Liberal party’s plan to expel former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has failed after they left the task of organising the numbers in the hands of Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton. “You’d think we’d… Read More ›
Muppet Fined For Calling Kermit The Frog a ‘F****** Scott Morrison’
The Great Gonzo has been handed a $500 fine for behaving in an offensive manner after calling host Kermit The Frog a ’f****** Scott Morrison’ during a heated rehearsal for the popular TV show. “Kermit and Miss Piggy were trying… Read More ›
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