Farmers in New South Wales and Queensland currently in the midst of a drought have faced a new challenge in recent weeks with a surging flood of breakfast TV presenters bearing down on them. “Mate it’s been tough, I was… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce To Appear As A Contestant On The Bachelor To Promote His New Book
Channel 10 has announced that the next season of The Bachelor starring former Wallaby Nick Cummins aka ‘The Honey Badger’ will feature former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as a contestant seeking to win over Nick’s heart. “I have books to… Read More ›
EXCLUSIVE: Barnaby Joyce Book Excerpt
Weatherboard And Iron: An Excerpt I remember seeing her walk across the office and I thought, gee I wouldn’t mind having a crack at that. Later in the copy room after a swig or 3 of Dutch courage I managed… Read More ›
Sky News Defends New Talk Show Hitler & Friends
Sky news has gone on the offensive to defend it’s new Sunday night talk show Hitler & Friends, calling critics of the shows, ‘Inner-city, latte sipping Leftie elitists.’ “Look you Lefties only want to hear people who echo your own… Read More ›
Sadistic Woollies Shopper Reckons 15c Is A Bargain For Chance To Choke A Dolphin To Death
A thrifty psychopathic Woolworths shopper with a pathological hatred of dolphins believes that a 15 cent plastic bag that he has found is the bargain of a lifetime. “The last time I choked a dolphin in person I had to… Read More ›
Georgina Downer Demands Daddy Buy Her A Goose That Lays Golden Eggs
Failed candidate for the South Australian seat of Mayo Georgina Downer has shocked Adelaide Hills shoppers after she threw a tantrum and demanded her Daddy, former Politician Alexander Downer, ‘buy her a goose that lays golden eggs’ and buy it… Read More ›
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