Failed candidate for the South Australian seat of Mayo Georgina Downer has shocked Adelaide Hills shoppers after she threw a tantrum and demanded her Daddy, former Politician Alexander Downer, ‘buy her a goose that lays golden eggs’ and buy it immediately!
“It was quite a performance, she has a good set of lungs on her,” said a local shopper who witnessed the performance. “Poor Alexander didn’t know what to do, Georgina was enraged and demanded he buy her a goose that lays golden eggs.”
“She was screaming, crying and throwing stuff everywhere. If it were my child I would have put her over my knee.”
When reached for comment Alexander Downer brushed off the tantrum, saying: “Georgina is a very motivated child and I don’t blame her for this little outburst. I blame that naughty Rebecca Sharkie who has treated my child in a most unfair way. How dare she take Georgina’s seat, that seats has been in this family for generations.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to see Julie Bishop to see if I can find a nice Ambassadorship for Georgina, that’ll make her happy.”
Mark Williamson
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