Aspiring Opposition leader and former boxer Tony Abbott has announced that he will be training in the same camp as newly crowned boxing champion Jeffrey Horn. Mr Abbott will be training with Horn in preparation for his highly anticipated next… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt Calls For Christopher Pyne To Be Hung For Treason
Conservative commentator and founder of the Tony Abbott fan club, Andrew Bolt has demanded that Junior Minister for Defence, Christopher Pyne be hung for treason. The call comes after a recording of Minister Pyne has emerged where he claimed marriage… Read More ›
Greens Karaoke Night Ends In A Fight Over Lee Rhiannon’s Song Choice
The Australian Greens are today in damage control after an end of Parliament karaoke night celebration ended up as a massive brawl in the Canberra suburb of Manuka. A source close to the party explained to The (un)Australian that the… Read More ›
Australia To Be Powered By Burning Copies Of Finkel Review
The coalition will guarantee Australia’s long term energy security by replacing coal fired power stations with power stations that run on the combustion of copies of the Finkel review. “If fire was good enough for the neanderthals than it’s good… Read More ›
Rob Oakeshott To Decide Winner Of UK Election
Both major British political parties are courting the vote of Rob Oakeshott after the former Australian independent won the key seat of Dodging Sope in the recent snap UK election. “I aim to get the best deal for the constituents… Read More ›
BREAKING: Sydney Comedy Festival Encore Show Announced For Friday July 7th
Thought you missed out on seeing That’s (un)Australian! At this year’s comedy festival? Well you are in luck as the team have gathered together and arranged to do a special one off (unless it sells out) encore show at Sydney’s… Read More ›