Political grifters One Nation have announced the launch of their own exclusive brand of prison wine, with all funds going towards their supreme leader Pauline Hanson’s new pool cabana. ”Exciting times at One Nation HQ,” said a Party Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told Australian’s to slip a pineapple into their next gas bill as a way to say thank you to the countries gas producers. ”This country owes a debt of gratitude to our… Read More ›
Former Minister for everything and occasional PM Scott Morrison has asked his staff to find out who he is to invoice for his speaking gig at yesterday’s Royal Commission into the contentious Robodebt program. ”Was good to get a gig… Read More ›
Low rating news station Sky News Australia has started looking under rocks and scouring YouTube for ranting bus racists in an effort to replace disgraced former host Chris Smith. ”Been a tough week that’s for sure, talk about Sophie’s choice… Read More ›
The Morrison/Joyce Government’s former member for Manila George Christensen has begged the Albanese Government to start lobbying the Phillippino Government, so as to avoid them going down the path of Indonesia and instituting a bonk ban. ”In the good old… Read More ›
Aspiring Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has expanded his outlook and headed to Taiwan to work on the possibility of a foreign affair. ”What an opportunity to press the flesh, so to speak, in Taiwan,” said the Member… Read More ›
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