The Nation’s advertising executives have taken a break from the nose candy and headed up to the Gold Coast to hold a bed side vigil for their patron saint Clive Palmer. Mr Palmer is currently hospitalised with covid-like symptoms. ”It… Read More ›
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Li’l Scotty From Engadine Looking Forward To Playing Dress Ups This Weekend
Australian Prime Minister li’l Scotty from Engadine has told his best friend Jen that he’s really looking forward to playing dress ups this weekend. ”I’m gonna have so much this weekend playing dress ups with all my photographer friends,” said… Read More ›
Perrotet Orders All NSW Workers To Work From Their Nearest RSL Or Club
NSW Premier (as of writing) Dominic Perrotet has told NSW workers to stop working from home and instead head to their local RSL or Club and work there. ”In an ideal World we would have all workers back in the… Read More ›
Perrotet To Compensate All Gambling Premises Affected By Train Disruption
NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet has apologised to all gambling venues in NSW that were affected by yesterday’s train disruption and promised them all compensation for any losses. ”To all the pokies operators, keno runners, TAB’s and cock ring… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Barnaby For Advice On How To Work Whilst ”Blind”
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing and not hired as a welder Morrison, has sough out his colleague Barnaby Joyce for advice on how to do his job whilst blind. ”The other day there was a bit… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares A Public Holiday for POETS Day Starting This Friday
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has announced to the nation that this Friday is officially POETS Day and to celebrate, it has been declared a public holiday with no one allowed to work – especially journalists. ”I’m a very… Read More ›
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