An anonymous member of Federal Parliament has spoken today of how they are looking forward to new laws that unmask anonymous social media activity, commonly referred to as “trolling”, as it will mean that ministers soon can move their offices… Read More ›
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Nation’s Boofheads Demand Albo Apologise For Linking Them To Dutton
Australia’s Boofheads have come out today to demand that the nation’s Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese apologise for linking them with Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton. ”We boofheads are pretty easy going blokes you know,” said a spokesperson… Read More ›
ScoMo Encourages His Dodgy Mate To Get On The Federal Gravy Train
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has encouraged his dodgy mate Gladys Berejiklian to join him in Canberra and get on board the Federal gravy train. ”The people of NSW would love to have Gladys Berejiklian or… Read More ›
PM Assures Blind Trusts That New Social Media Laws Won’t Apply To Them
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has moved quickly to assure Australia’s secretive Blind Trusts that the new social media rules demanding people put their names to comments will not apply to them. ”Social media is a… Read More ›
ScoMo Shocked To Learn That Australian’s Aren’t Big Fans Of Lying
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was shocked when he was told by one of his team of pollsters that the Australian public where not big fans of lying or liars. ”Yeah, the PM was a bit… Read More ›
PM Says The Public’s Sick Of Him Having To Work A 5 Day Week
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today declared that the public is sick of him having to work a 5 day week and if he’s re-elected he will work less hours. ”Australians want their politicians well… Read More ›