Nation’s Boofheads Demand Albo Apologise For Linking Them To Dutton

Australia’s Boofheads have come out today to demand that the nation’s Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese apologise for linking them with Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton.

”We boofheads are pretty easy going blokes you know,” said a spokesperson for the Nation’s Association of Boofheads. ”But, fair crack, fancy thinking Dutton was one of us!”

”I mean the bloke’s wife had to come out and say he wasn’t a monster!”

When reached for comment on how he was coping with being called a boofhead, the Dark Lord said: ”I won’t lie – I was taken aback when someone dared to challenge me.”

”Why, if Albo had dared say a cross word about me outside the chamber, I would’ve hit him with a defamation suit quicker than you can strangle a puppy!”

”Speaking of strangling puppies, I must head off now before the pet store closes.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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