Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has been told by his wife Jen to maybe not share his Facebook memories post of their trip to Hawaii that happened on this day two years ago. ”Jen has a… Read More ›
Jen and the girls
ScoMo Tells The Girls It’s Only 40 Campaign Days Till Christmas
Australia’s Prime Minister (#LibSpill pending) Scotty from marketing has reminded his Girls that it’s only 40 campaign days till Christmas. ”Like most kids my Girls get very excited about Christmas,” said the PM. ”Heck, who could blame them, all those… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Grab Some Duty Free Tia Maria On The Way Back From Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has demanded that the PM grab him a bottle of Tia Maria from duty free when the PM returns from Glasgow. ”George is a mate and we do things for… Read More ›
PM Tells Jen And The Girls They’ll Head To The Goldy In A Few Weeks When The Heat Dies Down
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has had to delay his upcoming weekend away to the Gold Coast with the family until the heat dies down a bit from last weekends Father’s dash from Canberra to Sydney and back. ”The… Read More ›
ScoMo Assures Australia That We Won’t Open Up Till Jen And The Girls Are Fully Vaccinated
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has moved to assure the Nation that he won’t open everything up until Jen and the Girls are fully vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Australians are concerned that at the moment the Girls… Read More ›
ScoMo And His Creepy Mate Spend The Week Building A Pillow Fort
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson have spent the week in the Lodge working on a pillow fort to pass time during Canberra’s lockdown. ”Lockdown can get a little lonely without Jen… Read More ›
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