Less than an a week since an apartment tower in Grenfell in London was incinerated in a preventable inferno, the Nobel Prize Committee has announced that the fire will be one of the finalists for the Nobel Prize in Economics… Read More ›
Jeremy Corbyn
Out-Of-Touch Poor Hating Politician Still Struggling To Grasp Why Dumb Plebs Don’t Like Her
“And why wouldn’t those stupid sheep want to vote for me?” British Prime Minister Theresa May is storming around her house in anger. “I promised to kick out more foreigners than ever, what more do these bloody peasants want?” It… Read More ›
Rob Oakeshott To Decide Winner Of UK Election
Both major British political parties are courting the vote of Rob Oakeshott after the former Australian independent won the key seat of Dodging Sope in the recent snap UK election. “I aim to get the best deal for the constituents… Read More ›
Jeremy Corbyn Fails To Hack Phones Of Families Of Dead Soldiers In New Show Of Disrespect
Fresh evidence has emerged of UK Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn insulting the families of fallen British soldiers, with families of dead soldiers saying the anti-war politician gave no indication he had hacked their phones when speaking to them at a… Read More ›
Britons ‘Relieved’ David Cameron Merely Screwed Dead Pig
The mood on UK streets today was “relieved” after allegations Prime Minister David Cameron had merely performed a sexual act on a dead pig as part an initiation ritual into an exclusive Oxford University secret society, and not a live… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 