Volunteer fire fighter, avid bathing suit-wearer and Minister for Women Tony Abbott has today called upon the country’s top scientific bureau the CSIRO to look into building a time machine that would enable Abbott to send Australian troops back in… Read More ›
With the Prime Minister bringing the Liberal Spill motion forward to tomorrow, fashion designers across the country and indeed the world are rushing to dress their favourite LNP politicians in time. ‘It’s a great opportunity to get our product… Read More ›
Treasurer Joe Hockey has insisted it is essential for the Senate to pass the Abbott government’s proposed budget cuts as humanity was on the verge of discovering the secret to Eternal Life and would soon begin colonising Mars. Speaking to The… Read More ›
“Joe Hockey can get fucked,” said Santa Claus in a statement released from The North Pole today. It came after the treasurer told Australians: “Don’t let Santa down, go out there and spend for Christmas.” Hockey said: “We want… Read More ›
“Oh Christ, please, not again,” a mortified Australia said after Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s cringe-worthy statement that coal was “good for humanity” was followed at the G20 by treasurer Joe Hockey’s insistence that climate change posed no threat to economic… Read More ›
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