Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has added his name to the list of Antipodean candidates vying to replace Ban Ki-moon as Secretary-General of the United Nations. The announcement comes following months of speculation about fellow former world leaders Kevin Rudd… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and volunteer fire fighter Tony Abbott is attempting to give more broadcast interviews in his remaining time as a backbencher than he did during his five year stint as party leader. Since leaving office with a pledge… Read More ›
Opposition leader Bill Shorten, a man who lists the musical Sweeney Todd as his greatest inspiration, is rumoured to be pondering the idea of knifing himself as leader of the Australian Labor Party (ALP) and replacing himself, bizarrely, with himself…. Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has reached out to former sparring partner Kevin Rudd to seek advice on the best method to honour kill the Liberal Party after his removal as leader. Mr Rudd is deeply admired by many in… Read More ›
Australia’s relationship with the United States is at breaking point, with revelations over the weekend that former treasurer Joe Hockey is to be appointed as Australia’s next ambassador to the United States. Sources suggest the US is treating the move as… Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott is pleased to hear that his misogyny has helped bring warring former prime ministers Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard closer together. The news of Rudd and Gillard’s thawing of relations was revealed in episode three of… Read More ›
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