Malcolm Turnbull has admitted that despite moving in to government more than four years ago, the coalition hasn’t finished unpacking all the boxes and that any issues involving the roll out of the NBN, energy prices, low wages, impending nuclear… Read More ›
Labor
Shorten To Go On Long Service Leave With Abbott To Take Over As Opposition Leader
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has announced that he will take his long service leave commencing next week. Stepping up as his replacement will be the Member for Warringah Tony Abbott. “I have been in charge for a while now and… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Demands Bill Shorten Prove He Wasn’t Involved In JFK’s Assassination
Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has called upon Labor leader Bill Shorten to prove that he had no involvement in the assassination of US President John F Kennedy. Ms Bishop’s allegations against Mr Shorten come despite the fact that JFK was… Read More ›
Sam Dastyari Claims His Pet Panda Is Totally Legit
Sam Dastyari has taken a break from denying allegations that he is in the pay of the Chinese government to spend some quality time playing in the backyard with his brand new pet panda. “There’s nothing suss at all about… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Appoints Stephen Bradbury As Campaign Manager
Leader of the Labor party Bill Shorten has announced that he has appointed former Winter Olympics gold medallist Stephen Bradbury as his campaign manager in the lead up to the next federal election. Stephen Bradbury spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
Bill Shorten’s Eurovision Streak Fails To Raise His Profile
Bill Shorten remains totally unknown to more than 99% of Australian voters despite a desperate attempt to gather some publicity by streaking through the finals of the Eurovision song contest draped in an Australian flag. “Check out my strong polling,”… Read More ›