Labor leader Bill Shorten has recorded a video message for asylum seekers detained on Manus Island in which he urged them to join the fight against American President Donald Trump’s immigration ban. Speaking to The (un)Australian Bill Shorten explained his call… Read More ›
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October 11th To Be Known As “National Sorry To The Gambling Industry” Day
NSW Premier Mike Baird has issued an an unreserved apology to the state’s gambling operators over his ‘thought bubble’ of closing down the greyhound industry. He has also announced that October 11th will be recognised as “National Sorry To The… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Demands Bigger Celebration For People Coming Out As Bigots
Eric Abetz has spoken of the pain of spending years hiding the fact that he was a bigot from the rest of society before finally deciding to out himself. “I always knew that I was different from the other boys… Read More ›
Mike Baird Visits Flood Site, Weeps Over Lost Pokies Revenue
Visiting the town of Forbes to inspect the damage inflicted on the region due to floods, NSW Premier Mike Baird has broken down in tears over the potential loss of pokies revenue. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a distraught Premier said: “I… Read More ›
NT Government Promises To Hold Plebiscite On Leaving The 21st Century
The Chief Minister of the Northern Territory, Adam Giles, has announced that should the Country Liberal Party win this weekend’s election, they will hold a plebiscite on whether the Territory should pack up and leave the 21st Century. Following the… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Amazed That No One Including Himself Has Knifed Him Thus Far
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has remarked on the campaign trail that he is amazed that he has lasted this longer as leader of the Australian Labor Party, expressing surprise that no one, not even himself, has yet tried to knife… Read More ›