Former Minister for health/industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has condemned Australia’s new tourism mascot Ruby Roo, with the former PM incensed that the kangaroo was not wearing a bikini. ”I don’t know what those clowns at Tourism… Read More ›
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has reached out to Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to offer the stranded Australian sanctuary on the Government’s newest luxury resort island Nauru. “Ah, look a lot of people have me figured out wrong,… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has taken some time out from the Canberra thought bubble to respond to American actress Pamela Anderson’s call to step in and help Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Mr Morrison informed Ms Anderson that she should discuss… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott fresh off a round of interviews with TV, radio, podcasts, newspapers, friendly grocers and random people he’s met on the bus has spoken of how impressed he is with former Australian Cricket captain Michael Clarke… Read More ›
The Bingle-Worthington family is celebrating for the second time in as many months after it was confirmed Lara Bingle was not killed whilst fighting for ISIS. The 27-year-old model and her 38-year-old husband actor Sam Worthington welcomed their first child… Read More ›
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