Former Rugby player turned self-appointed hell, fire and brimstone preacher Israel Folau has stubbed his toe and immediately repented to the Lord for once watching an episode of the TV show Queer Eye For A Straight Guy. “The Lord moves in… Read More ›
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Facebook Group of Homophobic Rainbow Enthusiasts Doubly Offended
A Facebook group of homophobic rainbow enthusiasts are up in arms over the rainbow filter trend and are claiming to be twice as offended as regular homophobes. Homophobes the world over are experiencing high levels of anxiety and stress as a direct result… Read More ›
Irish Gay Marriage Vote Blamed For Sydney Storm
The Republic of Ireland’s decision to allow a May referendum on same-sex marriage is believed to be responsible for the wild weather that caused pandemonium in Sydney this week. There were five deaths in Newcastle and the Hunter Valley and much… Read More ›
UN Warns of Global Warming Catastrophe if Courtney Love Burns Her Dolce & Gabbana Collection
United Nations Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon says Courtney Love must not burn her excessive Dolce & Gabbana collection if the world is to avoid the worst impacts of climate change, saying it could arrive a century earlier than modeling without… Read More ›