The Morrison Government’s member for Manila, George Christensen has made a passionate appeal to the PM to allow the Philippino ladies table tennis team to tour Australia despite the ongoing pandemic. ”The PM needs to start thinking more about what… Read More ›
Liberals
Barnaby Joyce To Be The Face Of New Vaccination Campaign: Just A Prick
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has been announced as the face of the Government’s new vaccination campaign: “Just A Prick!” ”There were many contenders in Cabinet to be the face of the campaign,” said a Government Insider. ”I… Read More ›
ScoMo Offers To Sit Down With Indian Australians And Smoke The Old Peace Pipe
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has reached out to Australia’s Indian community and offered to sit down with their Chiefs and smoke the old peace pipe. ”I know there is a lot of angst out there over… Read More ›
Former Minister For Women Tony Abbott Disappointed Not To Be Asked To Lead Today’s Women’s March
Australia’s Former Minister for Women, Tony Abbott has spoken to friends of his disappointment at not being asked to lead today’s Women’s March in Canberra. ”Tony is very disappointed and concerned to not be involved in today’s march,” said a… Read More ›
PM Tells Liberals To Stop Screwing Each Other And Instead Focus On Screwing The Voters
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and instead focus on the job at hand of screwing over the Australian people. ”What happened yesterday was… Read More ›
Australians Must Provide Proof That They Voted Liberal Before Being Vaccinated
The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election. ”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal… Read More ›