The Nation’s most prominent rooter, Barnaby Joyce is tipped to replace the Nation’s pre-eminent rorter, Bridget McKenzie in Scotty from Marketing’s Cabinet. With the position of Minister Affairs tipped for Barnaby. “There’s been a lot of water under the bridge… Read More ›
Finance Minister Matthias Cormann has announced today that he will auction off the calculator that he used to crunch the numbers for the Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton during the last Liberal leadership spill to raise funds for… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been asked to leave his local club after a dispute over a game of Keno, with the Minister claiming he had the winning numbers despite his form saying otherwise. “It was a… Read More ›
A slow news week has lead to the team behind Australia’s largest satirical news network News Corp to prod the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to consider challenging his colleague Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison for the leadership. “Sometimes when… Read More ›
Interim Prime Minister Scott “ScoMo” Morrison has told colleagues that he plans to increase the current Newstart allowance to include a free copy of the prosperity gospel to all recipients. “It would be easy for my Government to give more… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Scott Morrison and Cabinet give him the power to exclude people from the country or else he will piss all over the floors of parliament. “This is just… Read More ›
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