Friends of a petless Kirrawee couple are concerned that they may be overcompensating for their lack of a cat or a dog by obsessing over their children. “You go over to visit and like the kids are just running around… Read More ›
Lockdown
Sportsbet Release Market On Which NRL Club Will Ruin Revamped Season
With news that the NRL is on track for an end of May relaunch gambling company Sportsbet has released the market on which NRL club will ruin the revamped season. ”What an exciting time it is for sports fans,” said… Read More ›
Introvert Struggling To Find Excuses To Avoid Yet Another Video Call
A frustrated local introvert is wracking their brain for any excuse to avoid yet another video call request. The requests seem to come dozens of times each day, as energy draining extroverts seek any excuse to break the boredom of… Read More ›
Bolt Demands That The Nation’s Parks And Playgrounds Be Opened For George Pell
Australia’s ‘most-read blogger’ and aspiring detective Andrew Bolt has called upon the Nation’s leaders to cancel the Australia-wide lock down and open up the country’s parks and playgrounds from tomorrow, as he anticipates that disgraced Cardinal George Pell will be… Read More ›
AMA: Teen Cases Of Wrist RSI Skyrocketed In March
Members of the Australian Medical Association (AMA) have reported a surge in the cases of wrist RSI in teenagers during the month of March, as the country slowly moves into lock down. “With the country moving towards lock down we… Read More ›
Deluded Board Game Sees Two Week Lockdown As Chance To Finally Shine
That “Compendium of Games” that sits inexplicably on your top shelf has fooled itself into thinking that it will actually get its moment in the sun as your family is forced to spend two weeks in virus induced lockdown. “My… Read More ›
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