Sky News Australia’s third highest rating presenter Peta Credlin has been buoyed today after her viewers, all 3 of them urged her to down tools and run for Parliament. With news that former PM Scott Morrison may be looking to… Read More ›
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Sky News Calls On Its Viewers, All 6 Of Them To Storm The Capital
Niche news network Sky News Australia have called upon their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the Nation’s Capital city Canberra and protest the fall of the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch regime. ”It’s time patriots to hit the road and show the… Read More ›
Sky News Hopes Debate Will Double Their Audience From 6 To 12 Viewers
Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Its Viewers (All 6 Of Them) To Get Out And Support ScoMo
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing. ”Sure, the polls aren’t looking great at the moment for our dear leader,” said… Read More ›
Sky News Hoping To Crack The Elusive Triple Figures Viewership Numbers With Pell Interview
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is hoping to crack the elusive triple figures viewership numbers this week when one of their leading interviewers convicted racist Andrew Bolt interviews the recently released Cardinal George Pell. ”This is a very exciting… Read More ›
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