The ABC’s 24 hour news channel will be relaunched as a 24 hour comedy channel without having to change any of its content. “We realised we were wasting our time and money making scripted comedy content when all we needed… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts
Pauline Hanson Promises To Open The World’s Largest Ego Mine In QLD
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has hit the campaign trail in Queensland with a promise to all Queenslanders to open the world’s largest ‘Ego’ mine in the State should they vote for her party. “This State is crying out for… Read More ›
Nation Holds Breath Waiting To See How Nutty Malcolm Roberts Replacement Is
Die hard fans of Australian politics are waiting with baited breath to find out if the well of nutbags that One Nation draws its senate candidates from is indeed bottomless. “You’ve got to consider that Pauline took a look at… Read More ›
One Nation Demands ABC Reveal What Colour Underwear Their Stars Wear
One Nation has demanded that the Turnbull Government take action to make the National broadcaster the ABC be more transparent and reveal what colour underwear their stars in particular their newsreaders wear whilst on-air. “The Australian people have a right… Read More ›
Hanson Demands Voters With A Triple Figure IQ Be Banned From Voting
Pauline Hanson fresh off calling for a ban on anyone under the age of 21 from voting has today demanded that anyone with an IQ over triple figures also be banned from voting. “Parliament should be for the average everyday… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Demands ABC’s Ultimo HQ Be Covered In Tin Foil
One Nation Senator for now Malcolm Roberts has demanded that the Government cover the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters in tin foil if it wants his vote to pass new media ownership laws. “The ABC is out of control and it’s time… Read More ›