Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has expressed his anger at the behaviour of banking executives uncovered by the Royal Commission and promised to deliver harsh punishment to all involved by flogging them with the warmest of lettuce. “I am most upset… Read More ›
The Institute of Public Affairs has released a paper penned by Adjunct Fellow Walter Privilege that extols the merits of slavery, calling on the Government to consider instituting it. “We as a society are very quick to rule things out… Read More ›
A deceased Commonwealth Bank customer has told the banking royal commission he’s made millions of dollars in the afterlife by following the advice of his financial planner from beyond the grave. “Since I arrived in Heaven I’ve built up an… Read More ›
Sky News host Peta Credlin has been diagnosed as suffering from ‘delusions of relevance’ following her appearance on The Bolt Report where she claimed to have spoken to the Minister for the Environment and Energy Josh Frydenburg over his criticisms of… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and lycra afficianado Tony Abbott has announced today that he will challenge the current Commenwealth games cycling team to a race. “I believe most Australian’s think that it is time that this team of cyclists face up… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been telling people all week of his excitement at being asked to attend Malcolm Turnbull’s surprise 30th to be held Sunday night in Canberra. “I’m not the most popular person in the party so… Read More ›
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