The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has sent the Australian Senate to its room and banned it from watching television for two weeks after he perceived its behaviour to be rather naughty. Explaining the move to The (un)Australian, the Prime… Read More ›
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Eric Abetz Calls For A Plebiscite On Holding a Marriage Equality Plebiscite
Tasmanian Senator and the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich, Eric Abetz has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull hold a plebiscite into whether or not a plebiscite should be held to allow marriage equality. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator… Read More ›
Johnny Depp’s Dogs Refuse To Rule Out Running Against Barnaby Joyce
Actor Johnny Depp’s beloved dogs Pistol and Boo have refused to rule out running against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce for his New England seat at the next federal election. Already, the former member for New England Tony Windsor has… Read More ›
New Book Claims Peta Credlin Re-Gifted Flowers To Mrs Abbott, Virginity To Mr Abbott
A new book by a Canberra insider has revealed rumours that former prime ministerial chief of staff Peta Credlin re-gifted a bunch of flowers to Margie Abbott and her virginity to Tony Abbott. “Tony Abbott once said that virginity is… Read More ›
Turnbull: ‘Mardi Gras A Needed Break From The Hard Work Of Caving To Homophobia’
The first prime minister to ever attend Sydney’s famed Mardi Gras parade, Malcolm Turnbull, said he thoroughly enjoyed the gay pride street parade, saying he “really needed a bit of a break” having been “hard at work” caving to his… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Endorses Niki Savva’s Book As Proof He Excelled As Minister For Women
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has endorsed journalist Niki Savva’s new book, The Road To Ruin: How Tony Abbott and Peta Credlin Ruined Their own Government, as proof that the ex-prime minister’s time heading the women’s ministry was successful. A spokesperson… Read More ›