32 year-old Sunshine Coast based courier, Jarred Jones, was left shocked and dismayed upon the realisation that he was in fact a toolie. Mr Jones had been travelling to the Gold Coast based annual drink and drug fest ‘Schoolies’ for… Read More ›
Mark Williamson
The (un)Australian’s Election Predictions
The big day is almost here. The sausages are defrosting, the cakes are being iced and the entire Nation breathes a sigh of relief that they will no longer be receiving unauthorised text messages from a C Palmer of Brisbane…. Read More ›
NSW Premier Orders Opera House Bistro To Start Serving Horse Meat
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the management of the Sydney Opera House Bistro to add horse meat to the menu. Her decision comes after she read shock jock Alan Jones’ latest cook book. “Horse meat is delicious or so… Read More ›
Lest. We. Forget Yassmin Abdel-Magied This ANZAC Day
News Corp, publishers of The Australian, Daily Telegraph and Herald Sun have called upon Australian’s to take a moment this ANZAC day to pause and reflect on Yassmin Abdel-Magied. “ANZAC day is a sacred day on the Australian calendar and last… Read More ›
Sesame Street’s Autistic Muppet Prompts Hanson To Call For Vaccination Ban
Beloved children’s show Sesame Street has announced the introduction of a new autistic muppet character, which the show’s producers hope will help kids learn to interact better with autistic children. Although lauded by educational experts, renowned vaccination expert Australian Senator… Read More ›
Right-Wing Columnist Andrew Bolt To Cut Off Left Arm
Conservative Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt has declared he will cut off his left arm, as he sees no use for the left and believes its unorthodox ways are detrimental to the nation’s interests. Mr Bolt expanded further, saying: “The… Read More ›
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