Whilst The (un)Australian was on hiatus, NSW Opposition Leader John Robertson resigned after it emerged that he had written a letter in support of Sydney siege perpetrator Man Haron Monis. The resignation stunned New South Wales with its jarring revelation… Read More ›
Mark Williamson
Fred Nile Risks Life To Take Selfie In Martin Place
Politician, minister and prominent tweeter Fred Nile spent the day yesterday in Sydney taking “selfies” at Martin Place in the hope it would help end the hostage situation. Whilst most leaders and respectable human beings stayed out of the CBD… Read More ›
DVD Collector Sitting On Fortune
54-year-old Altona North resident Martin McMatthew’s advice for those looking to invest for their future is to forego shares, property or managed funds but instead look to DVDs. McMatthews, a school groundskeeper, is looking to retire and feels that his… Read More ›
No Beard, No Tattoos, No Job!
A hole in the wall coffee shop, located in a hidden alley-way, behind a warehouse, next to a train line, in the inner city Sydney suburb of Marrickville has this week been accused of discrimination after refusing to hire 19 year… Read More ›
Gina Rinehart Named Inheritance Monthly’s Inheritor Of The Decade
Inheritance Monthly the world’s leading magazine, printed on gold leaf paper for billionaire heirs to family fortunes last night announced Australia’s Gina Rinehart as its inheritor of the decade. The magazine cited her ability to take her inheritance and still lecture fellow Australians… Read More ›
ABC’s Quentin Dempster Found Abandoned In A drain
ABC’s 7:30 NSW host, Quentin Dempster is recovering today after being found dumped in a drain in Western Sydney. The ABC presenter was in good spirits though a little shaken up, after a group of cyclists rescued him after hearing… Read More ›