The Australian Government is in turmoil today as it learned that the budget, due to be released tomorrow was in fact calculated by noted ‘numbers man’ Finance Minister Mathias Cormann. ”This is an absolute disaster, who knows how far out… Read More ›
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Australian Tax Payers Happy To Pick Up Cost Of Mathias Cormann’s Three Year Holiday In Long Bay Jail
The Australian public has indicated that it would be happy to foot the bill to enable Mathias Cormann to take a relaxing vacation in any of the nation’s luxury prison resorts. The Finance Minister and author of The Lonely Planet… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce’s Unborn Son Already Working In Canavan’s Office
Barnaby Joyce has told the electorate to get over it with regards to his unborn Son being employed by his colleague Matt Canavan in an advisory role. “Matt needed someone who knew what it was like to be an unborn… Read More ›
Government Reveals Well-Paying Job For First Home Buyers: People Smuggling
After the week from hell for Joe Hockey and the Abbott government, and questions regarding whether the government paid people smugglers over $40,000 to turn back the boats, the Government today turned the tables by announcing a new well paid job… Read More ›
ATO In Meltdown As Thousands Of Multinationals Pay Tax
The Australian Taxation Office has been forced to shut down its entire IT system after a sophisticated computer virus resulted in thousands of positive tax returns being submitted in what panicked public servants are describing in colourful words of no more than… Read More ›
Hundreds of ABC Staff To Be Efficiency Dividended
More than 400 staff are to be “efficiency dividended”, ABC managing director Mark Scott announced today, as part of implemented the federal government’s imposed $254 million efficiency dividends on the national broadcaster over five years. The news came after finance… Read More ›