Low rating news station Sky News Australia has started looking under rocks and scouring YouTube for ranting bus racists in an effort to replace disgraced former host Chris Smith. ”Been a tough week that’s for sure, talk about Sophie’s choice… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has today blamed celebrity couple Meghan and Harry for their host Chris Smith’s appalling behaviour at the network’s Christmas party. ”Meghan and Harry have a lot to answer for,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”I… Read More ›
Convicted racist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt has announced that should Premier Dan Andrews win this weekend’s Victorian State election, he will leave the State immediately. The move has prompted surrounding states South Australia and New South Wales to announce that… Read More ›
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told the producers of ABC’s 4 Corners that he will release their loved ones from captivity the moment he sees the ratings for last night’s show. ”It won’t be too long now… Read More ›
The Fixated Persons Unit has announced that they will be investigating niche news network Sky News Australia over the stations ongoing obsession with Meghan Markle. ”We understand that Meghan is in the public eye so news stories about her are… Read More ›
The flood-ravaged town of Lismore has been dealt a heavy blow today, with news that Sky News’ leading idiot Paul Murray will broadcast live from the town. ”Ah, jeez, haven’t we suffered enough what with the floods, clean up and… Read More ›
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