A 28-year-old man from South Australia suspects that he may be the man to save journalism in Australian. Xavier O’Keefe is confident that if he were running any of Australia’s major print media companies, they would be turning healthy profits… Read More ›
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Sharks Too Scared To Attack Rupert Murdoch
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›
MEDIA JOURNAL: Fairfax Denies Plagiarising The unAustralian
Fairfax Editor Darren Goodsir has denied being a “filthy copycat” despite damning evidence The Sydney Morning Herald’s Thursday edition carried an opinion piece stolen from an employee of The unAustralian in the dead of night. The 800 word piece entitled… Read More ›
MEDIA JOURNAL: Fairfax Editors Back To Writing Headlines
Jam’ie King will no longer be writing the clickbait on once-popular mastheads The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age as Fairfax Media Editor Darren Goodsir promises a return to journalism. Ms King is the latest victim of the brutal Fairfax… Read More ›
Crème Egg Recipe Changes, Sky Falls
Confectionery manufacturers and diabetes enthusiasts Cadbury, have announced that they have changed the recipe for their popular Crème Egg before Easter this year. Fans of the confection, otherwise known as “people with eating disorders”, are up in arms about the… Read More ›
The One Harry Potter Death JK Rowling Regrets
JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, has announced this week that she regrets a death that occurred in the best-selling book series. However fans expecting her to lament the loss of popular characters such as Dumbledore, Fred Weasley,… Read More ›