Former Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spoken to her friends of her relief that ICAC came back with findings that she was corrupt, but, not enough that she should go to prison over it. ”Glad was so happy to hear the… Read More ›
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ScoMo Announces Launch Of His New Only Fans Site
Former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced the launch of his newest side hustle, an only fans site. ”I’m very excited to be getting more of myself out into the World,” said Scotty from marketing…. Read More ›
ScoMo Does The Walk Of Shame Home From Sky Studios
Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been caught doing the walk of shame home from the Sky studios. This follows the former PM spending a long passionate night of interviewing with Sky news lothario… Read More ›
Association Of Identity Thieves Name ScoMo Their Man Of The Year
The international association of identity thieves has today announced that Australia’s former PM/Treasurer/Minister for Industry/Resources/Engadine Maccas and Health to name but a few has been named their Man of the year award. ”What a great honour it is to be… Read More ›
Australians Shocked To Learn That They Have A Governor General
The country of Australia has woken up in shock today to learn that they currently have a working Governor General. The news follows the appalling revelations that have emerged about former PM Scott Morrison using the Governor General, David Hurley… Read More ›
Peta Credlin’s Viewers, All 3 Of Them Want Her In Parliament
Sky News Australia’s third highest rating presenter Peta Credlin has been buoyed today after her viewers, all 3 of them urged her to down tools and run for Parliament. With news that former PM Scott Morrison may be looking to… Read More ›
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