The Australian cricket team, fresh off it’s latest thrashing at the hands of Sri Lanka on the sub-continent, has appointed public relations ‘guru’ and star of 60 Minutes Roxy Jacenko as their new batting coach. The move is hoped to help… Read More ›
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Nick Kyrgios To Be Appointed Australian Cricket Team’s Vice-Captain In Bid To Boost Sledging Stocks
Australian tennis star and sledger extraordinaire Nick Kyrgios was today announced as the Australian cricket team’s new vice-captain, following the leadership shake up caused by Michael Clarke’s retirement. A Cricket Australia spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “After Clarkie’s retirement, we needed to shake… Read More ›
Michael Clarke Resigns From Test Cricket Over Expense Scandal
Community furore over inexpiable expense claims has collected another victim as Michael Clarke, captain of the Australian cricket team, has announced he’ll be resigning from Test cricket. The resignation follows the revelation that Mr Clarke has claimed travel expenses for a holiday… Read More ›
Australians Finally Have Reason To Boo Sportsmen Besides Racism
Australian sports fans have rejoiced at the stunning dismissal of the Australian Cricket Team for a measly 60 runs, capitalising on the opportunity to boo high level athletes that doesn’t involve racism. The Australian cricket team were ousted in 18.3… Read More ›
Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
Michael Clarke And Qantas Jet Synchronise Breakdown
Michael Clarke has re-injured his back after the Qantas charter jet he is travelling on went into a rapid descent due to a mid-flight malfunction. The Boeing 737 lost altitude after it’s landing gear was prematurely lowered due to a… Read More ›
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