The Liberal party’s on again, off again partner, the Nationals, have sent letters out to their constituents, many of whom have been ravaged by floods, asking them to give generously to the parties re-election fund. ”No one fights harder than… Read More ›
Michael McCormack
Barnaby: Nationals Agree To Net Zero Extra-Marital Affairs By 2050
Australia’s new Deputy Prime Minister and soon-to-be appointed Minister for Home Affairs has committed his party to net zero extra-marital affairs by the year 2050. ”Our children’s future is dependent on us getting this right,” said the Deputy PM. ”By… Read More ›
Joyce Tells ScoMo To Make Him Minister For Home Affairs, Or He’ll Piss On The Carpet
Soon-to-be-appointed Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has demanded that Prime Minister ScoMo appoint him Minister of Home Affairs, or else he’ll piss on the floor of Parliament House. ”The PM needs to know that the Nationals will not back down,’… Read More ›
Nationals Tell Farmers That They’ll Act On Mice Plague When It Starts To Effect The Mines
Nationals leader (for now) Michael McCormack has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the Farmers will ever have,” said the Acting… Read More ›
Joyce Tells Farmers To Not Worry About The Mice Plague As It Doesn’t Affect The Miners
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs and self-appointed ”leader” of the Nationals Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Tells The PM That The Nationals Want An Open Marriage
Former Nationals Leader and aspiring minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Prime Minister that the Nationals are keen to swing and would like to turn the Coalition into an open marriage. ”Look, the Nat’s and the Libs… Read More ›