President Trump has spent his flight home from the G7 trying to figure out what Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, meant when he called the President a soft c*ck for leaving the summit early. ”President Trump has a lot of… Read More ›
Middle East
Donald Dutton Pledges To Make Australia White Again
Australian opposition leader and aspiring Trump Cosplayer, Donald Dutton, has promised the country that he will do his best to make Australia white again.” ”Anthony Albanese has a lot of hide,” said the Opposition leader. ”I mean, how dare he… Read More ›
New Zealand Offers Asylum To Australia’s Live Export Sheep
The New Zealand Government has reached out to Australia to offer asylum to any sheep affected by the cruel process of live exporting. “We think it is barbaric and cruel that these sheep are subjected to inhumane conditions then left… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Worries Hump Day May Be Confused As Some Sort Of Middle Eastern Affair
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has today warned her fellow Australians not to confuse hump day, the popular term for Wednesdays in the office as some sort of middle eastern affair. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her… Read More ›
Donald Trump To Build Wall Around Syria
US presidential hopeful Donald Trump has unveiled a plan to stem the flow of refugees fleeing the Middle East by “building a wall” around Syria. As Republican candidates attempt to outmuscle one another on immigration, Trump announced his new plan… Read More ›
Desperate Bombing Addict Convinced This Time They’ll Win The Middle East For Sure
A bombing addict is again carrying out air strikes in Iraq in a desperate bid to win a stable Middle East favourable to their interests, despite the fact their frequent wars on the country have all failed disastrously. “They are… Read More ›
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