The federal government has made its next move towards securing a workable Covid-19 vaccine for distribution in Australia, committing to test any prospective vaccines on News Corporation columnists before moving on to human trials. “Well, we wanted to exhaust all… Read More ›
Miranda Devine
BREAKING: Queen’s Birthday Honours List Revealed
The (un)Australian has been leaked a copy of the Queen’s Birthday honours list that is due to be announced over the weekend. See below who will be honoured. Andrew Bolt – For services to racism. Tony Abbott – For service to… Read More ›
Pell Ecstatic To Once Again Be Free To Touch The Children Of Australia
Cardinal Pell has talked of his relief at being released from prison, following the overturning of his conviction by the High Court. The Cardinal spoke enthusiastically about being allowed to once again reach out and touch the children of Australia…. Read More ›
Column: The Left Is Never Right by Alan Moans
Welcome to what is the first of hopefully many columns from myself Alan Moans for theunaustralian.net. I must admit I was somewhat surprised when a bunch of filthy lefties like theunaustralian.net contacted me to write for them. But I said… Read More ›
An Idiot Abroad Starring Miranda Devine
Noted Australian columnist Miranda Devine has excitedly told colleagues of how she will be whisked away to New York to star in a re-boot of the television show, An Idiot Abroad. “News corp for sometime has been looking at new ways… Read More ›
News Corp Orders Its Columnists To Sharpen Their Crayons And Bring Down Bill Shorten
News Corp editors have sent out an order to their columnists to sharpen their crayons and bring down Opposition leader Bill Shorten before Saturday’s election. “I don’t care what they write, I just want as many anti-Bill Shorten articles that… Read More ›