Radio host and aspiring school bully Ray Hadley has declared that Treasurer Scott Morrison is a ‘big fat meanie’ and is no longer invited to Hadley’s birthday. The stoush occurred on the playground of Two G B Primary school, where… Read More ›
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Abbott Calls For Cars To Be Manufactured With A Built-In Coal Fuelled Boiler
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘ideas man’ Tony Abbott has written an opinion piece in which he has said the secret to reviving Australia’s fortunes is to manufacture cars with built-in coal fuelled boilers. Speaking to The (un)Australian the former Prime Minister… Read More ›
John Howard Heckled At CFMEU Open Mic Comedy Night
Former Prime Minister John Howard is recovering today after being heckled at a CFMEU open mic comedy night. The incident occurred when Mr Howard popped in to try out some new material. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Howard’s wife Janet… Read More ›
Eric Abetz To Hold An Anti-18c Rally, Asks Telstra If They Still Have Phone Booths Available
Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz has today announced plans to hold an anti-section 18c of the racial discrimination act rally and has enquired of Telstra whether or not they have any telephone booths available for hire. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator… Read More ›
Australia’s Alt-Right Calls For Section 18C To Be Lowered To 13C
Australia’s freedom of speech crusaders have today called on the federal government to consider lowering section 18C of the racial discrimination act to section 13C of the act. Citing American Milo Yiannopoulos as their inspiration. Speaking to The (un)Australian on… Read More ›
Bernardi Demands Telstra Fix His Phone As He’s Received No Calls For A Week
The sole representative of the Australian Conservatives party, Senator Cory Bernardi has today called on Telstra to fix his phone after he went a week without receiving a single call. Speaking to The (un)Australian (in person), Senator Bernardi bemoaned… Read More ›